Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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