I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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