What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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