I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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