I cockslap morals
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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