just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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