is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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