Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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