margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
love makes seman taste better
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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