Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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