You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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