His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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