I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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