Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize