Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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