i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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