Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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