i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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