would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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