***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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