we have officially lost it.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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