My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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