just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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