are you still at the devil's house?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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