on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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