Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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