I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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