I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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