pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sext me about skeletons
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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