People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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