I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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