Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have demons in me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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