i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
