You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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