Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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