Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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