Buhtt sex?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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