How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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