It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Bring me that man meat
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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