We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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