he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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