You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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