she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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