So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
