I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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