went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm too high and old for this...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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