Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Randomize
