I want to stick my p in your. b.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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