Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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