What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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