I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
where are my eyebrows?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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