I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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