I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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